is to take a look at who got to go. it's not an easy ticket, and one has to be invited. michelle obama's guest included wounded warriors, educators business people, law enforcement, and a 102-year-old woman who waited online for hours in florida to vote last fall. those admirable dignitaryies, however, barely registered with the american media compared to texas representative stephen stock manman's guest an admitted draft-dodger who once called hillary clinton a c-word, and had a visit from the secret service after publicly threatening the life of the preys, the name of said patriot? ted nugent. ted's on the board of nra and when he's not throwing around the n-word in interviews or adopting underage girls he's sleeping with to avoid mann act violations, he likes to have canned trophy hunts with his vast collection of firearms. i happen to love ted nugent. not his music, of course, no, i'm a fan of comedy. i've got a special place in my heart for the texas republican sucking up to a guy who wrote the song "jail bait," a song that made ted the hank williams of sat tore rape ballads. now